Hopole is in adult body form on Earth arguing with his wife.
Guida is watching on a screen from the spiritual realms and shaking her head.
Hop suddenly appears beside Guida.
Hop: Thanks for getting me out of there.
Guida: Well, you asked for guidance.
Hop: I did?
Guida: Well, in your own way.
Guida gestures towards the screen where Hop, in the middle of his marital discord, is shouting, "Will somebody get me the hell out of here!"
Hop: So, how do I deal with that?
He points to his wife on the screen.
Guida: We could try allowing activation of your higher chakras. Most men on Earth are relegated to their first 2 chakras.
Hop: What the hell are you talking about?
Guida: Let me put this in a way you can understand: you think with your pecker.
Hop: Pecker? What is this? A G-rated movie?
Guida: I'm well aware of the movies YOU prefer. Let's get back to providing you some guidance. If I assist you in activating your feelings chakra, your marital relations will improve. The downside is that other men on Earth may look at you as a pansy, a princess, a weakling, a coward, a...
Hop: Forget it! What else you got for me?
Guida: Well, it might be helpful to keep your multidimensional selves in mind.
Hop: What do you mean?
Guida: You have forgotten. All time is simultaneous. You are living many lives at once. This lifetime on Earth with your wife is only one of your realities.
Hop: What?! If that's true, why am I experiencing THAT reality? Why can't I experience the reality where I'm married to Pam Anderson?
Guida rolls her eyes.
Guida: There is NO reality where YOU are married to Pam Anderson.
Hop: Well, what do I do then?
Guida: You seem to get enough out of your flights into fantasy...
Hop: No, not about Pam. About my wife? Got any other brilliant ideas?
Guida throws up her hands.
Guida: I got nothing.
Hop: I guess I'll resign myself to my bleak existence.
Guida: A typical Earthling response.